Kidnapped this from who stole it from *Circasylum who pilfered it from *Wolfy-T's livejournal.

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

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1. Holy cow this is hard. Guns run out of ammo fast.... chainsaws are heavy and deadly to fux with... my bro suggested a car... but.... windows break and gas prices these days are nuts. Hmm.... Gimmie a good ol' Katana? I guess? Light, easy, made for slashing cuts... I guess that'll do. But I'll be dead quick anyway.

2. The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance.
Why? Cause I fucking love it as my battle theme for some reason. :3

3. Hmm... famous people are usually twits.... Oh! I know! JACKIE CHAN! :3 He'd save my ass.... or I'd die laughing. Both are better than watching some movie star scream like a baby.




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stole the google thing from raye!

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: Kristin needs to move, and check other corners Kristin needs to be everywhere (Hey now... that was ironic. Oo; )

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Kristin looks like hell on the airplane...it's morning. (This is creepy! XD )

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Kristin says there was definitely pressure to settle down at a young age, but these days she’s holding out for Mr. Right. ( ... I don't think I like this... it's fucking creepy.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Kristin wants to know about those "just because" maintenence spankings. ... both partners do want and need spanking - and this is a good reason to do it. (What.... in the hell? )

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: Kristin does the Napolean Dynamite Dance at talent show. ( [link]uJVXkM2UMI ) ((I win!))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: Kristin hates playing stupid games (umm... true?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Kristin asks Jessica what really happened between her and Jason last night. (Oh snap! He best not be cheatin' on me gurl! *snaps her fingers* )

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: During production of Peter Pan, the producer agreed to fly Kristin as part of my bargain to conduct the show. ( *flaps her arms* )

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Kristin Likes To Whore It Up For The Camera. (Oh hey now... that's not nice. :<

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Kristin Eats a Burritto. (Eww.... how come Raye got popcorn? Wanna trade Raye?! )

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Kristin wears glasses? (lol. Followed by two DevArt journals with the same quote.)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: After a seven-month investigation, police arrested Kristin on suspicion of poisoning her husband with a lethal cocktail of narcotics she stole from work. (Oh.... Nice. Go me. So much for waiting for Mr. Right. Oo; )